Friday, June 18, 2004
Keep F***ing Changing
There's commercials running now for KFC where the people keep calling it "Kitchen Fresh Chicken." I'm pretty damn tired of the whole Atkins-south beach-low fat-no fat-low carb-no carb-no taste crap that's taken over society. Do they think we're morons? I know KFC stands for "Kentucky Fried Chicken," but apparently there's enough stupid people around that I can see this happening:
Fat Person #1: "What should we have for dinner tonight?"
Fat Person #2: "Let's go try some of that Kitchen Fresh Chicken!"
Fat Person #1: "That sounds perfect! Mr. Atkins says chicken is good!"
They will then proceed to wolf down 3 buckets of Original Recipe, not realizing that they've been eating FRIED chicken the whole time.
On a humorous side note, Jason Alexander (George Costanza of "Seinfeld") no longer does KFC commercials. He did a whole bunch for the last few years, but stopped because he had a problem with the living conditions of the chickens. Let me get this straight....it's OK to slaughter MILLIONS of chickens a day, chop their heads off, roll them around in flour, stick them in a huge vat of boiling oil, and then rip their flesh off the bones with your teeth, but if you have 10 of them sharing a bed, it's inhumane? In his defense, he probably didn't realize they were fried because they told him it was Kitchen Fresh.
Fat Person #1: "What should we have for dinner tonight?"
Fat Person #2: "Let's go try some of that Kitchen Fresh Chicken!"
Fat Person #1: "That sounds perfect! Mr. Atkins says chicken is good!"
They will then proceed to wolf down 3 buckets of Original Recipe, not realizing that they've been eating FRIED chicken the whole time.
On a humorous side note, Jason Alexander (George Costanza of "Seinfeld") no longer does KFC commercials. He did a whole bunch for the last few years, but stopped because he had a problem with the living conditions of the chickens. Let me get this straight....it's OK to slaughter MILLIONS of chickens a day, chop their heads off, roll them around in flour, stick them in a huge vat of boiling oil, and then rip their flesh off the bones with your teeth, but if you have 10 of them sharing a bed, it's inhumane? In his defense, he probably didn't realize they were fried because they told him it was Kitchen Fresh.
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You know what's interesting about Jason Alexander? He was on Seinfeld and they did an episode about Kenny Roger's Roasters, yet he did commercials for KFC.
Oh wait. That's not that interesting.
Heres a photo of a clown and a guy in a bear suit.
Oh wait. That's not that interesting.
Heres a photo of a clown and a guy in a bear suit.
Interesting post. But you know what cracks me up most about this whole low-carb, healthy eating kick? The bad things that people still do themselves after giving up carbs. Smoking (which actually causes you to gain weight when you quit), caffeine, and promiscuous sex are all just as bad for your body, but none of these really have an effect one's overall appearance.
Vanity is a horrible thing.
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Vanity is a horrible thing.
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