Wednesday, July 28, 2004
You Can Quote Me On That
As promised yesterday (scroll down if you didn't read it), here are some of my favorite movie lines of all time. Tune in tomorrow to see where they come from. Some movies are represented more than once.
1. "Down, Down, Down! Red Knight's going down!"
2. "There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?" "There were no utensils, but there was Pepsi?"
3. "The man's immature, you know? He's like a f***ing child....[he] can kiss my ass in hell!"
4. "I'm sorry, your seat belt seems to be broken, what do you recommend I do?" "I recommend you stop being such a faggot."
5. "Hey, it's the first of the month and, uh, I would like your share of the rent now." "Oh, man, you know I don't have it, you wake me up for that? Come on, man!"
6. "I'm a zit. Get it?"
7. "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
8. "Well my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!"
9. "Shut the f*** up, Donny!...You're out of your element!"
10. "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes? I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the f***ing trigger till it goes click."
11. "You can't fix this car, Spicoli!"
12. "Hey, wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here!"
13. "Because you're an idiot."
14. "F*** me gently with a chainsaw."
15. "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
16. "No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends." "Yeah, I, uh, I don't really like your friends either."
17. "Holy shiite! What the f*** is that?" "It's the record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry." "Well, that's unfortunate, because it SUCKS ASS!"
18. "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires."
19. "At least your name isn't Michael Bolton." "You know, there's nothing wrong with that name." "There was nothing wrong with that name until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys." "Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael?'" "No way, why should I change? He's the one that sucks!"
20. "Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
BONUS-Not from a movie, but probably the quote I use in my own day-to-day life the most often: "Can't say much now, can ya, Bob?"
1. "Down, Down, Down! Red Knight's going down!"
2. "There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?" "There were no utensils, but there was Pepsi?"
3. "The man's immature, you know? He's like a f***ing child....[he] can kiss my ass in hell!"
4. "I'm sorry, your seat belt seems to be broken, what do you recommend I do?" "I recommend you stop being such a faggot."
5. "Hey, it's the first of the month and, uh, I would like your share of the rent now." "Oh, man, you know I don't have it, you wake me up for that? Come on, man!"
6. "I'm a zit. Get it?"
7. "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
8. "Well my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!"
9. "Shut the f*** up, Donny!...You're out of your element!"
10. "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes? I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the f***ing trigger till it goes click."
11. "You can't fix this car, Spicoli!"
12. "Hey, wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here!"
13. "Because you're an idiot."
14. "F*** me gently with a chainsaw."
15. "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
16. "No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends." "Yeah, I, uh, I don't really like your friends either."
17. "Holy shiite! What the f*** is that?" "It's the record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry." "Well, that's unfortunate, because it SUCKS ASS!"
18. "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires."
19. "At least your name isn't Michael Bolton." "You know, there's nothing wrong with that name." "There was nothing wrong with that name until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys." "Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael?'" "No way, why should I change? He's the one that sucks!"
20. "Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
BONUS-Not from a movie, but probably the quote I use in my own day-to-day life the most often: "Can't say much now, can ya, Bob?"
